Thursday, April 12, 2007

Best Toothpaste To Tackle Bad Breath

"NEW TAX A LA CACA "

In order to fill state coffers and allocate those resources to further improve the "transantiago" Yesterday the government issued a statement informing the Senate passage of the "Tax Caca." This new measure is, in general, in charge of taxation for each deposition, increasing further the cost of goods and services associated with the act stool.



Following this measure, immediate reactions were observed in the Santiago Stock Exchange, which was traded at 134 dollars with 85 cents a square of toilet paper, historical price exceeded the historic 1973 (110 pesos with 43 cents), making it began marketing a new type of toilet paper: S



Reactions were left waiting, and the oppositional bloc, represented by the Pintana Senator Paul Longueira said: "We are aware of that provision and we express our rejection recontraabsoluto more about that and the other too ... but if it's crap people undoubtedly prefer to be. "



last-minute information suggests that they have begun to conduct protests outside the government building, where a group of protesters have been bracketed in ass and have begun a strike potos fallen.




Correspondents in the scene have told us further that, paradoxically, the president would have joined the people's claims, stating that it also has the poto and tits falling.




pd: I disagree with that Michelle used the resources allocated to the regions to improve transantiago ¬ ¬ ... is the height, CAN NOT BE!, cut off the scandal, everything is wea santiago, I have flat, if you sent the cagazo, the regions not our fault. I'm Conce, and costs a lot here that the projects are realized, such as the extension of the street "the Race", which was almost 40 years in folder. So

be paying no money to help the people of Santiago, or do not know how this is handled, but if Michelle sent a statement to be that regional authorities have to give their approval or something ... So

Van Ryshelbergue ... Pico
the eye .. just Santiago Conce best

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Death Anniversary Invitation Word

LIFE IS A STORY WHERE EACH IS THE STAR OF YOUR OWN FILM, THE OUTCOME IS THE RESULT OF OUR ACTS

LIFE IS A STORY WHERE EVERYONE IS THE STAR OF YOUR OWN FILM, THE OUTCOME IS THE RESULT OF OUR EVENTS. I will tell
PART OF MY STORY:

end of first grade had lived so many things ... From feel love for a girl to understand that there are good and bad.
From as little or imagined writing fantastic things, inventing new worlds, as a child he hardly knew that Chile was a country within the reality and not all ... I remember smiling
always ...



dropped my teeth were that year ..

also remember that I was the most ill when I lived in Chigwell, eating what we throw the chickens in the back (no eggs: S), I swallowed some insects, which was not bigger than the death of my dog \u200b\u200bgot run over snoopy which when I try to follow while crossing the street to the square swinging> _ <.

Sometimes I was walking along the railroad tracks, even to the station to get some thimbles of gold, and take my mom. Of course, after she beat me varillazos because it was too dangerous, a train could come and run me ... but I thought I was king of the world XD.

went out to walk with my father on the morning of the weekend on the banks of the Rio Bio Bio and when we returned, we sat at the dinner table with my mom sister, aunts, uncles, grandfather and grandmother had prepared lunch richer than I remember XD (I hope my mom does not read this.)

weekdays, my mother got up every morning with a bottle in the mouth, get dressed in his sleep to go to school as about 7, but I hid under the covers trying not to go and stay with her watching the ping pong show, the doll's face is washed with water and soap ...

I remember that just forced me to go and play with "guarizapos" in a gutter school with other children ... we collected these pseudo toads in posillos of "crazy" (ice cream) ... That year was the highest in the class ... maybe it was not, but by the nature of my hair, it seemed. Went out to play after the language classes to the playground with all my teammates the ball.

As in June, we moved to Conce, a sector where Taban making a new stock Andalien near the river, the houses were called Prim those early days I suffered enough because they do not often see my friends childhood ...

And I lived in the flesh, the rite of initiation, at that early age, compared to other children in my new town that I was considered an outsider, an invader ... I had to show that he was afraid, I wanted to make new friends, and would not let treat me badly, so I had a little fight with the "leader", as the animals ... I beat him, so I carry her, shouting: "Philip King, Philip King."

For my birthday, my mom invited all the children who lived within a radius of 1 km (never both XD), which was I think too, because I found in the table with children who had never seen, or overlooked I will have to cross a couple of words in my entire life here. I felt uncomfortable: S. ..




But that was then, as I made friends with a girl my age who lived next door to my house, and for some strange reason, it seemed silly as the other girls he had known. .. Moreover, it seemed fun to play with her didactic games like "Dad and Mom" \u200b\u200band "doctor and patient," among others. When I was with her he felt "butterflies in the stomach, and I first met this thing called" amorsh. " I had my first kiss XD

At year end, I learned that stealing was wrong, that Jesus was good, the devil was bad, he could not have the ninja turtles toys I wanted, because as my parents were satanic ... could not collect the album out debris .. because they were satanic: S ...
but no matter if I discovered that Santa Claus was actually my dad, or the Easter Bunny worked for chuck norris ...

That was my first year of classes

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Sg Female Waxing For Men

there are stars in the sky, and I say: Pico Conchetumare!

XD I have blog viteh, if you want you get, if not ... I have viteh vest!
As I put the following first entry I found on the net: breaking news
:

"GERMANS DISCOVER THE COPPER SYNTHETIC "

Alarming reports have been arriving from Europe, indicating that Liwenthog, Germany, have discovered a new metal alloy, with properties superior to copper at very low cost. This new success of European scientists lead an unprecedented revolution in the market, only comparable to the nitrate happened centuries ago.

Chilean specialists in this area have not been left out of this finding and have openly declared:
"Conchetumare, German Culiao, we fucked up again."



From Germany, Dr. Nelson Von Alfreth Whireth, a renowned physicist and chemist at the University of Lüstaint, tasked with the project that gave the synthetic copper, said in an exclusive contact
Chile: "HA HA, the cagamos again."





PANIC!
This "nonoticia" was a joke, so do not be alarmed, we are still the "Latin American jaguar," and copper is still our main source of income ... well, for some few> _ < , ya que para la mayoría de los chilenos, todavía seguimos teniendo los mismos sueldos, siendo que la bencina, el pasaje de la micro entre otras cosas, suben su valor T_T cada cierto tiempo.
What if these Germans really invented a substitute for copper? ... My opinion is that we go to shit, because Chile has only been concerned to import natural resources, but has not invested enough in research and develop technologies that allow us in the future, not having to buy these Germans and Japanese, to give an example, cars or electronic devices they manufacture with steel or copper that we sell.