Greek Mythology ... Here
viteh an adapted version of the original story:
Perseus and Andromeda
by Godo
One day he was invited to the good morning to all the Greek Acropolis, where Yolanda Sultana, the old saying so weon weas, and that in those years was called the "Oracle of Argos" I read the future with tarot.
course that was closed enough that the tata pa Zeus, cachero of the pampas, lowered become anything stupid and get into the part of Danae.
seems that the Greeks were very easy because to enter the piece and were secured ... Imagine a female intern in Greece, the perfect setting for a XXX movie.
Well, Zeus impregnated Danae, Danae had Perseus, had to start in a small boat and eventually came to another kingdom where he ruled an old bad and horny called Polidectes Hefner.
Polidectes wanted to fuck pure Danae, but Perseus, always managed to stop it. When he began to mourn bus just as Polidectes just going to score, and the bigger and openly opposed.
One day to go swashbuckling intoxicated, offered to go to lie to the Gorgons and return with the head of one of them. Polidectes he spoke Perseus and just recovered from his drunkenness he had done more than talk, he went to lie down to Medusa ... the only mortal of the 3 Gorgons.
other rumors that had eaten a basilisk but it was a malicious. More malicious were to her hair, where they lived from pythons to the famous South puyes, through the red-spotted snake coral snake, the snake in the garden of Eden and pamela diaz.
gave him wings, he paid the travel and the only bad thing is that I filled with advertising: "Vote x Athena", "Hermes, the messenger the people! "" Athena defends "Councilman Hermes" ... and other things sui generis as "Swords Carambola, in front of his rival and cut the ... hands "
Ah, also passed the shield of Athena that was shiny like a mirror, except for a sticker that read," Shields Angulo, may someday save the ... skin. "
On the side of his mother was the granddaughter of Oceanus, a titan pretty ugly but very important. Cassiopeia Fortunately his grandfather did not go but went so foul-mouthed as their mother, Patricia Maldonado ... bah, I say Doris.
Well, this monster was nothing less than a sort of dragon / fish ocean called Ceto, but the big ... as aquatic Angel Evangelion, bone bigger than an aircraft carrier .... was the mean shit on the coast, tsunamis, erosion, etc..
that came in a spicy with the solution ... guess who was, precisely, the old good morning to all of them said that in his vision of seeing the Oracle of Horus Tarot (now working in Ethiopia), the only way to placate the Superballena was tied to the daughter of Cassiopeia, Andromeda, on an island off the coast, for the monster to devour and thus his wrath.
Medusa woke up just in time to realize that he had no head ... Well, it could be thought that I had no body, it all depends from which piece look.
opened his eyes and with his last breath, read a billboard that Perseus had his thigh: "Buy your underwear at The Palace of shorts, San Diego 287. And he died.
When I went over a mine was sunbathing topless and down to stick a quarter ... when he saw that it was the poor Andromeda waiting to be devoured, and leave something clear:
Cassiopeia had been rich, but Andromeda was exquisite, and Perseus was thrown into a tailspin the islet. I know you believe that my invention is topless, but look what Samostata Luciano writes:
"Andromeda is exposed, tied on a rock ledge, was beautiful, oh gods, loose hair, topless , well below the breasts, asked the cause of his punishment, but little by little, a prisoner of love, he had to save the girl, decided to help her.
Prisoner of love? ... ill hot they mean.
The thing is that the monster just jump on them and shows Perseus the Gorgon's head ... poor wea was turned to stone at a time, and for more auction is phenomenal hit a guatazo caused more damage than all their previous attack.
flew there in the Pegasus and a few days everything turned into a happy ending
Acrisius returned to his grandfather who fled ... but the prophecy of old had to be fulfilled and one day playing frisbee, Perseus threw it so far that killed his grandfather who lived like a thousand miles, I mean, fine motor zero the famous Perseus.
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