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strange paradox of life

God created the donkey and said

"will work tirelessly from dawn to dusk, carrying bags on their backs, you have no intelligence and you will live 40 years." The donkey answered: "I will do that. But to live 40 years is too much. Dame only 20 years. "And so God did.

God created the dog and said," You'll be dog. Look after the men's house and be the best friend. Eat the food you give and live 20 years. "The dog answered:" I will do that, but living 20 years is too long. Give me just 10 years. "And so God did.

God created the monkey and said:" You will be mono swing from top to top of the trees do silly, fun and you will live 20 years. "The monkey answered:" I will do all that, but living 20 years is too long. Give me just 10 years. "And so God did.

Finally, God created man and said: "You will be Man, the only rational being on the face of the Earth, you will use your intelligence to rise above other animals, in the world and live 30 years." The man replied: "I will be the most intelligent of all animals, overpower the world, but living 30 years is enough, Lord. Give me the 20 years that the donkey refused, the 10 dog and 10 in the monkey." And so did God.

why man lives 30 years as a man. He marries and goes to live 20 years like a donkey, working from sunrise to sunset. After you retire and live 10 years as a dog, guarding the house. Then they get old and lives 10 years monkey, jumping from the house of a child to another and doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

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CONTRASTS

This story I found online, and I found it funny, see 2 different versions of the same situation as seen from the perspective of a woman ... and a man.

1 .- EL DIARIO DE ELLA

On Saturday night I found strange.
We had arranged to meet in a bar for a drink. I
entire afternoon shopping with friends and thought it was my fault because I arrived a little late for my appointment, but he made no comment.
The conversation was lively and que le propuse ir a un lugar más íntimo para poder charlar más tranquilamente.
Fuimos a un restaurante y él se seguía portando de forma extraña.
Estaba como ausente.
Intenté que se animara y empecé a pensar si sería por culpa mía o por cualquier otra cosa.
Le pregunté y me dijo que no tenía que ver conmigo.
Pero no me quedé muy convencida.
En el camino para casa, en el auto, le dije que lo quería mucho y él se limitó a pasarme el brazo por los hombros, sin contestarme.
No sé cómo explicar su actitud, porque no me dijo que él también me quería, no dijo nada y yo estaba cada vez más preocupada.
Llegamos por fin home and at that moment I thought he wanted me. So I tried to make him talk, but turned on the TV and started looking at air
far as making me see that everything was over between us.
finally gave up and told him I was going to bed.
About ten minutes later, he came too and, to my surprise,
corresponded to my touch and made love.
But still had a distracted air.
Then I wanted to address the situation, talk to him sooner, but he fell asleep.
I began to mourn and cry until I fell asleep.
I do not know what to do.
I'm pretty sure that his thoughts are another.
My life is a disaster.



2 .- IT'S DIARY

Today Chile lost the football game.
At least I stuck a grip.

Yamaha Psr Midi Emulator

Today is the saddest day of my life because I have not finished with you ... ours can not go further.
You will take half of my heart and leave a void in my soul tormented by the beautiful moments we spent together .
Within the next hours, my mind recalled on those first few strokes, and my mouth will feel the desire to kiss your lips again. And they will do every hour and every second of every day ...

The following days will be dark ... light projecting your perfect smile away to me, and my eyes shine with melancholy, anxious to see your pretty face that and never submitted to them. My voice cry your name until my vocal cords ending torn .

finally confessing to finish my pillow so much I miss you. But neither she nor much less you may hear no answer, so I'll stay here, drowning in my tears, and you will not be there to console my sorrow ...

Why what we have to say goodbye? ... Why it hurts so much knowing that I can not have You in my arms and gently caress your face?. I do not know and might not ever know ...
All I can say with certainty is that there is always the memory of what was our love.

Plafon Reklamowy Co To

Break Feel The Dream of the Snail

feel so sad is that every day I wonder: How long will it?.
Even when I lock myself in solitude, I feel ... even when I'm asleep I feel, but more tragic, is this love that keeps me at peace and makes me feel like the wind ....