Friday, December 28, 2007

Blueprints For A Bp Table Out Of Wood

Monster 90's unnamed

long, long time, in a far away land there lived a nameless monster. The monster wanted a name, and I wanted so badly she could hardly think of anything else.

One day, the monster a journey to find the name he had long coveted. But the world is too large, and therefore, the monster decided to split in two. One half went east. And the other, to the west.

Half of the monster who had gone to the east soon found a village.

"Hey, blacksmith, I want to give your name, released the monster.

"But what nonsense you? No I give it," said the blacksmith, disbeliever.

"If you give me your name, I bring you to your body and grant them all the strength you lack," he promised the monster.

"Really? Well, if you really going to make me stronger later, it's yours, "replied the blacksmith.

Then, the monster was introduced into the human body. From that moment, the monster became Otto the blacksmith. Otto was the strongest of the village. Yet one day ...

"Look at me ... look at me ... Look how great has been the monster within me! "

Grush, grussh, yum, yum, gruupmf, grupmf ... splat!

The monster, he was very hungry, had been eating the blacksmith by inside to finish him. And so it was again without a name.

Soon tried again with a shoemaker named Hans, but ...

Grush, grussh, yum, yum, gruupmf, grupmf ... Splat!

When eating, he returned to remain unnamed.

He tried also with a hunter named Thomas, but ...

Grush, grussh, yum, yum, gruupmf, grupmf ... Splat!

Unsurprisingly, I ate well, and returned to remain unnamed.

Desperate, the monster came into a castle to find a good name. In it, the prince was lying in bed, very sick.
"If you give me your name I will make stronger," said the monster.
"If you can get me recover from my illness and make me stronger, I will give" the boy said.

The monster entered the boy and the fully recovered. The king was very pleased: "The prince is cured, the prince was cured," he repeated with delight.
The monster liked the boy's name and life in the castle, so even if starving, was contained.

Each day was more and more hungry, but was contained.
But became so hungry ... "Look, look at me, look how great has been the monster inside me!".
"Grush Grush", "yum yum", "grumpf grumpf", "gulp" the child ate all the servants, his father, and all the inhabitants of the castle.
When there was nobody left the castle and went away.

walked and walked for several days ...
One day he met the monster that went west
"and I have a name" said the child, is a nice name.

The monster who had gone west, he said: "You do not need name, you can be happy without one, as after all we are monsters without a name"
The boy ate the monster who had gone west ...

And although he had got a name at the end there was no one to call you by name although Johan a lovely name ...