face so suggestive that title must be thinking that I have a disease and then die. And some wanted to, but NO. Sorry to disappoint (I).
This is nothing more than a mental exercise (after several days of head soup trying to get to full speed 4 years of study in my brain), I decided to take a relaxing, get carried away by the imagination and that the child who took in taking the reins. Once again ...
result? Was entertain, I made a list of things that should or would like to do before going to the water. Sure, it's better to think now that in the twilight of my existence. And to think about life, ruminate on the same and ask questions unanswered (where did we come from, where do we go?) And bored me. It makes no sense, at least at this time.
So I leave the philosophical flown in bad taste and loose myself thinking I should do when my time comes. Taking into account that not
I fear death, but be careful and be prepared for everything, then when in my death bed I can say: "Ahh, I got" I'll go down your pants and show him the poto to Death ... Warning: As this list was created in a moment of jugoseo, there are many things that eventually are stupid. There are several. So they are not commandments or rules to follow. Ahh, and are not in order of importance ...
1 .- Participate in a massive protest, throwing rocks at the cops, get a guanacazo, a tear falling around me and take me prisoner: Only to know what it feels ...: D .
2 .- Remove the contest any professional office to have some field the day before the event ... had the opportunity to shika, and I did not ... but there is always a 2nd chance XD .
3 .- Fill a bath tub with beer to celebrate that I got from bioengineer: That if I will ...
4 .- Photocopy my Title and send it to all those people who never believed in me Yes, that I am also willing to do ...
5 .- Spending my first paycheck on a pool table: Even if you have to eat, I HAVE to have a Pool table ...
6 .- Make Love on the roof of a tall building and / or my Pool table (that's what I bought it XD) ... with the windows open and curtains open, so that we see: D .
7 .- Bet my paycheck in a casino or the racetrack: With the goal of doubling my money invested .... and after having folded back to stake everything to lose (as good luck nunk win 2 times in a row), only to feel that he is losing this large sum of money and throw obscenities at the destination of the reason for my bad luck in the game ¬ ¬ .
8 .- puteadas Grabbing a superior: Deal to a teacher who dislike me or my boss in the future ... and say he seems like the hole, and hopefully will stumble with a ant, and dies.
9 .- win the Nobel Prize in Medicine or Peace: Or both ... mielones for inventing a hybrid melon, honey-flavored ... which have been saved from famine to 3rd world developing countries, such as African, U.S., Peru, Bolivia and Argentina XD .
10 .- Starring a fight outside a disk with a celebrity,: To go on TV and speak on all programs:) so I pay her good lucas ... and then make them live shit XD.
11 .- Let me a television interview to know that I think of Transantiago and shit Make the government shit clean ... XD.
12 .- Do not bathe for 1 month: In the summer I held 1 week only: S.
13 .- Throw me a parachute: Only challenge my fear of heights ... nothing special, but a great challenge.
14 .- Making my deepest sexual fantasy: No comments ... menage a trois with 2 mines XDXD ... 15 .-
Dieting and Fitness for 6 months: And then eat non-stop for another 6 months ... to see what happens to my metabolism (presumably he would have to stay with the same weight).
16 .- Getting slit cure 'and awaken in an unfamiliar place: That if, hopefully near my home, to come right away, eat breakfast and bathe ...
17 .- Disconnect the Internet and TV for 1 month ... JAJAJAJA (WEA THE IMPOSSIBLE, BUT SOME DAY I WILL).
18 .- scribbles Teaching my nephew I'm on it, lol ... you know that avispate reweón, motherfucker, maraca conchetumare Culiao and son of a bitch ... will be a very wise man XD .
19 .- Participate in a Porno movie : If ever you've thought ... Culiao kill yourself ... and if you miss not thought about, and it seems good idea ... holding us back? XD.
20 .- Break a marriage (Does anyone object to this marriage?) : Only cagarle someone's life ... especially if I get bad XD ...
21 .- Open the hose from my house, and leave it open for a month ... To see if Conce becomes the Venice of America not only for the winter, but full time XD.
Exit 22 .- Holiday aimless and without much Plata ... only catching up to where I can go without even one XD.
23 .- Invent something, win a lot of money: And after discovering it was mules .... for example ... something magical style cheeses, summer or travel to the U.S. for students.
24 .- Being a specialist in something that nobody cares, just me ... for example ... have the largest collection with bands of Thrash / Heavy Metal from the old school in the world. .. obvious and have listened to them all.
25 .- bathe in a public pool ball ... curiosity.
slit 26 .- Getting cure 'for 10 consecutive days: And say "never again going to take" while I open a beer for breakfast every morning ...
27 .- Make dead dog in a Restaurant expensive: Go with a group of friends, finished eating, and exit slit running ... obviously the most honest, he will not (or most wn) and will pay the entire bill: D.
28 .- To throw a race in my Fiat 600 to a friend who has piece of sports car like a Mercedes or a porch: and win .... XD reproached my car cost me less than half mast XDXD and still am a better driver than him.
29 .- Being with my family a great dinner and tell them I'm Gay: Once again, only to Wevie ... (I suppose you will laugh at the joke?).
30 .- Do all positions of the Kamasutra: And of course, invent a few new ... I have a trademark moves.
31 .- Throw me a great ment in an elevator that is full of people ... XDXDXD ... yeah. bad manners that terrible act, guajajaja.
32 .- telephone access to a hotel (sheraton, O'Higgins, for example), in the midst of a major global event as the meeting of presidents of the countries in the world or the launch of quantum physics book written by nelson mauri (freight Culiao) , only to say that there is a bomb in place and create chaos XD.
33 .- Travel to Europe and make the path Godo ... . Italy, Spain, Germany, France, etc, etc .... Italian, English, German, French, Italian XDXD.
34 .- Traveling Abroad and leave a graffiti somewhere chilensis important as the White House, or the Sistine Chapel: Well Chilean-style "PICO PAL TO LEE" ...
35 .- Become a giant tattoo across his back: would be cool ... especially if you like Dragon Shiryu.
36 .- Emergency Push the button at the cinema in an hour PEAK: only to generate panic :-).
37 .- Making an album photos with all I have of my penis What I have thought for some time ... And the photos too XD.
38 .- Making love in a public place, like in the movies or in a store ... full of adrenaline that we are not caught.
39 .- eat a huge plate of steak to poor breakfast, one lunch, and one of eleven ... and so for 1 month in a row, so that in the end, hates meat and ends up becoming a vegetarian XD.
40 .- Having a pet dog or cat: And call GUAU o MIAU…
41.- Pensar menos y actuar más: O pensar harto pero hacer las cosas que pienso…
42.- Robarle un beso y algo más, sin dar explicaciones, a la mina que me gusta… y luego recibir la cachetada más fuerte del universo, a lo doña florinda, por ser tan descarado .... pero valdrá la pena sentir sus labios.
43.- Hacer el amor, en un lugar rodeado de árboles, flores, impregnado de belleza natural : Ese es un deseo muy íntimo.
44 .- Plant a Tree: can not miss the classic ...
45 .- Post one day a book with my poems and thoughts ... Another classic, but I hope to achieve it. .. Carlita Ochoa if even published his own, as no one I'll knock ¬ ¬ .
46 .- Have a metal band and play in front of a lot of people:
to torture people to go to that place ... no seriously, it's pork is one of my biggest dreams made me feel too ... is something that I've been procrastinating, but someday I will (especially when singing as Mike Patton, or play the guitar like Dave Mustaine) .
47 .- Marrying the woman I love so many stupid things without thinking, just do it and live in peace: That's something I want to do, definitely.
48 .- Have children: I would love to see the face of my monkeys and I say "Dad." I hope you go like mom ...
49 .- Wake in the morning and realize that I'm happy: With the woman I love and that is with me, feeling really full ...:).
50 .- Coming face to face with death and say "I wn, toy ready, I did everything I set out to do in this life ... Culiao now, take me to hell, I have cold, cold, cold, viteh XD (now I have no vest).
With that term. I have several more, but had some very fomes and others too personal. But hey, I made this list just for fun and a good laugh as he rested between both laboratory study and
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For indeed there is much to do before you die, but more than anything in the world would love to know, before finally leaving this life, I was extremely happy and enjoyed it every time ...
leave raised a question for comment: What thing (s) important (s) or silly (s) you should do before you die?
