Friday, December 28, 2007

Blueprints For A Bp Table Out Of Wood

Monster 90's unnamed

long, long time, in a far away land there lived a nameless monster. The monster wanted a name, and I wanted so badly she could hardly think of anything else.

One day, the monster a journey to find the name he had long coveted. But the world is too large, and therefore, the monster decided to split in two. One half went east. And the other, to the west.

Half of the monster who had gone to the east soon found a village.

"Hey, blacksmith, I want to give your name, released the monster.

"But what nonsense you? No I give it," said the blacksmith, disbeliever.

"If you give me your name, I bring you to your body and grant them all the strength you lack," he promised the monster.

"Really? Well, if you really going to make me stronger later, it's yours, "replied the blacksmith.

Then, the monster was introduced into the human body. From that moment, the monster became Otto the blacksmith. Otto was the strongest of the village. Yet one day ...

"Look at me ... look at me ... Look how great has been the monster within me! "

Grush, grussh, yum, yum, gruupmf, grupmf ... splat!

The monster, he was very hungry, had been eating the blacksmith by inside to finish him. And so it was again without a name.

Soon tried again with a shoemaker named Hans, but ...

Grush, grussh, yum, yum, gruupmf, grupmf ... Splat!

When eating, he returned to remain unnamed.

He tried also with a hunter named Thomas, but ...

Grush, grussh, yum, yum, gruupmf, grupmf ... Splat!

Unsurprisingly, I ate well, and returned to remain unnamed.

Desperate, the monster came into a castle to find a good name. In it, the prince was lying in bed, very sick.
"If you give me your name I will make stronger," said the monster.
"If you can get me recover from my illness and make me stronger, I will give" the boy said.

The monster entered the boy and the fully recovered. The king was very pleased: "The prince is cured, the prince was cured," he repeated with delight.
The monster liked the boy's name and life in the castle, so even if starving, was contained.

Each day was more and more hungry, but was contained.
But became so hungry ... "Look, look at me, look how great has been the monster inside me!".
"Grush Grush", "yum yum", "grumpf grumpf", "gulp" the child ate all the servants, his father, and all the inhabitants of the castle.
When there was nobody left the castle and went away.

walked and walked for several days ...
One day he met the monster that went west
"and I have a name" said the child, is a nice name.

The monster who had gone west, he said: "You do not need name, you can be happy without one, as after all we are monsters without a name"
The boy ate the monster who had gone west ...

And although he had got a name at the end there was no one to call you by name although Johan a lovely name ...

Monday, November 26, 2007

Does Citranella Work On Dogs



If there are Nostalgic 60's (with all references to the Beatles, new wave, world 62), 70's (with psychedelia, hippies, drugs), and 80's (music with synthesizers, rock latino, hairstyles quirky), we could say that I am nostalgic for the past decade: The decade of the 90's



Worldwide, Germany was reunified, the Cold War had ended and the Soviet Union had disintegrated (verse left me without effort.) Accordingly, the U.S. became the first world power, which, with at imperialism under President George Bush Sr., would enter the Gulf War with the alleged intention of stopping the development of chemical and biological weapons that Saddam was creating, but in the subsequent government of his son ... the evil George W. Bush, it would reflect the primary objective ... oil.

Chile was not absent of change that brought this new decade. After 17 years living under the dictatorship, returned to democracy, which brought a huge social change ... people no longer felt oppressed by the military regime, which helped transform the way we think of future generations to a more light with fewer concerns and restrictions ... Reflecting this, is the increase in delinquency, violence in the stadiums, and premature sex ... things that the government was not the case sir XD (height).



Although, I would not experience a concho the early years of the decade (almost all the music from that time I like), no doubt that the 90's was the decade dominated by so-called "alternative rock" . Several groups appeared breaking all the schemes outlined above, either as the abuse of synthesizers in the 80's, or a musical line defined in the metal.

The beginnings of alternative rock occurred in the 80's with bands like The Pixies, Sonic Youth and REM, which, heavily influenced the bands of the 90's. and also would success in this decade.



From Seattle, the grunge took over the world. This term, was actually invented by the media and MTV to label the sound of these bands (as in reality, except that lived in the same city, their sound was huge differences from one another).
Nirvana, led by its charismatic frontman and songwriter Kurt Cobain, with their impressive album Nevermind (1991), influenced by his mentors Melvins, Meet Puppets and punk music,



was

the group that opened the way to the mainstream of many bands in the city, including:
Pearl Jam(Ten, 1991), grupo con influencias de grupos de los 60's y 70's, que contaba con integrantes de un proyecto anterior junto a Chris Cornell de Soundgarden, llamado temple of the dog.



Alice in Chains, que había debutado en 1990 con su disco Facelift con claras influencias de KISS y de la música Metal, pero fue en 1992, que logró mayor masividad gracias a su obra maestra, Dirt y Soundgarden por su parte, era una de las bandas más longevas, con estructuras musicales más complejas, la cual fue con Batmotorfinger, 1991, que logró difusión mediática, pero fue más con Superunknown(1994), que logró el éxito comercial, principalmente the topic Black Hole Sun.



Also, this movement, other cities added bands such as Stone Temple Pilots
, San Diego, California and their album Core (1992) which had great success with songs distinguished as Plush, Creep or Sex Type Thing, or Hole, led by Courtney Love, wife of Kurt Cobain, and possibly the dog that killed him (if q did not commit suicide).




Kurt Cobain's death in 1994 marked a before and after in the music, was the last great figure of rock types comparable to the likes of John Lennon, Freddy Mercury or Jim Morrison. This event gave inicio a que las bandas insignes del "grunge", desaparecieran poco a poco(la única que sobrevivió fue Pearl Jam).

Posteriormente, aparecieron nuevos exponentes, del denominado "Postgrunge", además de grupos que no habian podido resaltar por el boom del grunge. Ejemplo de estos fueron bandas como Smashing Pumpkins, liderados por Billy Corgan, con discazos como Siamese Dream(1993), o su obra maestra Mellon Collie and the infinites Sadness(1995), Foo Fighters, liderados por el exbaterista de Nirvana, Dave Growl o Silverchair, denominados los nuevos Nirvana, con su album Frogstomp, provenientes de Australia.



Otros bandas que tambien destacaron en la década, were those combining styles like funk and rap with rock and metal, like Rage Against the Machine with their self-titled album mix of hard rock and hip-hop with lyrics anticapitalist, Faith No More, led by Mr. Mike Patton , 4 discs, equally excellent and very different from one another, Red Hot Chili Peppers, who were one of the most commercially successful bands, with their albums Blood Sugar Magic (1991), and Californication (1999) and Mr Bungle, the Mike Patton side project, managed influences of jazz, funk, death metal, electronica, Arabic music, techno, among others, which made him one of the most original and unique bands of the decade (later, slipknot, copy the use of masks)




Also, there were groups with an unclassifiable and very own sound, which drew tremendous discs. Shows that, were the group Tool, and the vocalist's side project called A Perfect Circle.
Another great band was led by Les Claypool Primus, one of the best bassists in the world. It was characterized by the prominence of the bass, sarcastic lyrics, bizarre and very funny videos.

Kyuus also emerged, a band that would lay the foundation along with Monster Magnet, the so-called "Stoner Rock" strongly influenced by the sound of Black Sabbath. From the ashes this group, would one of the best bands of today, Queens of the Stone Age.



Nine Inch Nails, led by Trent Reznor, another group was innovative because it showed that they could rock and electronic music using synthesizers as main elements, and leaving the guitar on the 2nd level. This paved the way for bands like White Zombie, Marilyn Manson and Rammstein, among others.

of England, though his music had a resurgence with the so-called Brit-pop bands like Blur or Oasis, the highlight was Radiohead. Initially, his music was influenced by grunge, but then end up getting their own sound, which would be reflected in his most acclaimed album, OK Computer (1997)

Regarding Metal at the beginning of the decade, Metallica dominated world with his 5th album titled "Metallica", which included classics like Enter Sandman, Nothing Else Mathers and The Unforgiven. This album had a much more melodic than their previous albums, and therefore went on to sell millions of copies worldwide.

Megadeth however, in the early 90's, with its more stable training, drew a masterpiece mix of technique, speed, and complex structures: Rust in Peace. Later, in 1992, following the footsteps of Metallica, the market would take Countdown to Extinction, an album with a more accessible but no less good, which had the band's anthem: Symphony of Destruction.



Slayer, meanwhile, in 1990, drew one of his best albums, Seasons in the Abyss, the perfect blend of speed and violence of Reign in Blood, + the song South of Heaven. For its part, Anthrax in 1990 took in Time, a good album, and then went on to play appearing on Married with children, and participating in the song Bring the Noise alongside rappers Public Enemy.

Also in 1990 (that year was that of God), Pantera drew to market an album titled Cowboys from Hell, and 2 years after Vulgar Display of Power, which compel them to be the most successful band of metal 90's, with a fresh sound, but at the same time full of power, thanks to the strength of the voice of Phil Anselmo, and his guitar technique, Dimebag Darrell (RIP).




Iron Maiden, failed to reap the successes in the 80's and this decade was simply to forget to albums very irregular as No Prayer for the Dying, Fear of the dark, or very bad as X-Factor and Virtual XI. These 2 last, did not have the vocalist who had been more stable, Bruce Dickinson, who had decided to start a solo career.

For its part, the Gods of Metal, Judas Priest drew in 1990, which would be the best album of his career, "Painkiller", which grabbed Thrash influences, to be simply devastating. But after that, its lead singer, Rob Halford, would be leaving the band, which would leave the band on the 2nd level during the decade.




In Chile, the 80's belonged to the prisoners, without a doubt the most representative group of rock 90's were all three, but without leaving behind some as Chancho en Piedra, who also shone with her own lights. In the metal, Dorso, the Pera Cuadra, was consolidated group level.






Among the most notorious national sport, Colo Colo won the Copa Libertadores 1991, the only international title made by a Chilean team in history (after 2 more would come, the recopa and American in 1992). And for the qualifiers for France 98, after the punishment imposed by FIFA at the Maracana in 1989, Chile enjoyed seeing all our selection, sorting to global rivals beating people at home, and a year later, playing the World Cup and going to the knockout stage with the famous duo scoring Za-Sa (Zamorano-Salas). For its part, in tennis, 1998 was the year of Marcelo "Chino" Rios, who managed the feat of being the only Chilean athlete to become "Number 1 in the world", stripped of that place of honor to the then unbeatable Pete Sampras .




On TV, TV remember Professor Rosa, as More Music, Cachureos, Maravillozoo, Time is Money, Video Loco, Plan Z, Hugo, Extrajovenes, or some which are still the screen until the day today, such as Good morning to all, or Venegas.



The cartoon showed a change in the discourse that followed his predecessors, and now many of them opted for a more adult audience: An example of this are programs whose had a lot of social criticism, sarcasm or arguments very bizarre and strange, like The Simpsons, which were the most popular series of the decade, turning Homer into a pop icon, Ren and Stimpy, did not enjoy much popularity, but had quite bizarre situations and unusual, which taken to be a series of worship;





Beavis and Butt-head was a criticism that the youth spent watching MTV, watching videos, and because of that, there were mines (they gave in their own MTV), and South Park, was satire and criticism itself into everything: religion, politics, people, religion, etc..




From Japan, there was a massive invasion of their programs encouraged the West, in the late 80's, starting with films like Akira and then the series Robotech, Captain Tsubasa, Saint Seiya, Slam Dunk , Evangelion, Dragon Ball Z among the most popular (especially the latter, came to have a global impact).



A level of technology, the 90's was the decade with the greatest progress and development: If, in the 70's, the first computers were large machines that occupied an entire room, now were of a smaller size, accessible the pockets of individuals, which introduced more data storage capacity, more powerful and better scheduled, also appeared online, a system to communicate and obtain information throughout the world, also was the decade, they started to massively and to develop cell phones and replaced the tapes, by Cd's.

With regard to video games development in this decade in terms of graphics and gameplay was incredibly large: At the beginning of the decade was the rivalry between Sega and Super Nintendo, then came more powerful consoles, N64 and playstation and late of the decade Dreamcast and Playstation 2. Arcade games also had their impact, in games like Street Fighter, King of Fighters, Mortal Kombat and Metal Slug and more. For PC, such as Doom, Quake, among others.




With regard to fashion, people chose to use costumes, hairstyles and more decent and normal, with less paint, less ombreras, that in the 80's.

In this decade, expanded the existing urban tribes in previous decades.

fashion "grunge", mainly consisted of ripped jeans, lumberjack shirts, long hair unkempt and indifferent attitude of life ... it jumped in the weas.



The metalheads, with their clothing came from the 80's, which included black T-shirts of their favorite, jeans, jackets mezklilla, long hair and aggressive but not violent.



Punks, were characterized by their haircuts to the Mohawk, chains, leather pants, leather jackets, boots and aggressive attitude that led them to the diagonal pa butchering buy their food (wine and bread).



The Goths were characterized by makeup, black clothes and depressed attitude.



rappers or hip-hoppers (hi-hoppers as sheguel says), here in Chile is characterized by polerones dress with hat, baggy jeans, chains, Flaites pose as well or in some cases was not necessary.



The Skaters, characterized simply by his cap backward, and his skateboard.



With respect to popular games, I remember that at school, or friends had various forms of entertainment: "The polquitas, the pogs, collecting albums and play sheet, the tartaramusa, the Soo, bronze horse," the 25 ", hidden, ringworm, poison bottle, countries, killing ... Those were the days.

the late 90's, was the beginning of the shit in general ... Pop, Rap and dominate Aggro Metal international music. In Chile, Cumbia their war of colors, then the Brazilian invasion and now the shit Axe repetitive and degrading the reggeton, Emergence of urban tribes more and more gay people as pokemon emo, and the being exists. The TV is full of crap with zero content and programs Mekano, Red, and programs with cauines Farándula models with soccer, football and alcohol, as well as presenting programs to more violence on TV, more sex. The violent political and Gordis Bush and his incompetence to rule, are other factors that make Chile even go through a good economic times, no one is benefited, just the usual. Teenagers now with the advancement of technology is being recorded entertain having oral sex in the streets, or shouting sweets and then upload to the Internet for all to see. And the football team, with failure after failure to go to global.






the end, I prefer the words my father told me some time ago: "When you get a certain age, and see that your youth is gone, and there are new generations, reject the new trends and always think that all the past was better. ... It happened to me will happen to you too. "




be that I'm getting old.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

How To Detect Lordosis

Debris



Si hay algo que recuerdo de primero básico es a Gastón, el matón del curso que me robaba la colación, metiéndose las manos con mocos a la boca, poniendo los ojos blancos y molestándome frente a todo el curso “Guillermo Nigote”(el personaje baboso de Basuritas al que le faltaban los dientes de adelante, igual que a mí en esa época) o Felipe R. Forado(un tipo que se perforaba la oreja, y que se llamaba igual que yo) . Si un día me encuentro a Gastón en la calle, seguro que lo dejo pidiendo hora al dentista XD.



“Basuritas” fue más que un álbum, fue un hito pop que dividió an entire generation, an album that pitted father against son. It was the fascination of many and torture of a few, the karma of those unfortunate enough to be called as one of his characters. An album banned in many schools, confiscated by teachers and parents destroyed. One that ended being collected secretly by children who exchanged the slats in the back yard, as if they were drugs.



Ok, now there are many schools where this happens. But we're talking early nineties, when everything seemed more innocent, the return to democracy with a president (Alwyn) Democrat, even banned Maiden coming to Chile in 92 to be considered "satanic", but that's another story.




remember very well that I was one of the first to arrive Debris under the arm to school. I became a hero immediately. The album instead of being asexual Disney characters, monkeys had vomited, dandruff, blood and mucus. As teachers hated him, have him was the toughest in the world.




Slowly, the album was gaining in popularity until the majority began to collect it. Hence, discrimination, was a step. It was the fittest. Those who did not let them have it, were the losers and white all the jokes.



The main problem, however it caused the number of blades stereotyping mechanics, bus drivers and teachers, as well as adults, after they bought the album to their children (like my parents ) realized violent and disgusting images, which for a 7 year old (then) was very disturbing. That's when all the popularity obtained turned against the distributors.

A few weeks after going on sale, suffered a crash Debris included the prohibition to all kiosk near a private school to sell.



remember on TV showed Salo offices in take. Colored banners, shrill voices and ketones with colored ribbons on each arm. Penguin revolution, with students who have crossed the street hand in hand with the aunts. It was a full course of first grade with their teachers. All carried banners reading "No to Debris' and demanded the withdrawal of the album. "The issue is that the children were so small that they could hardly know what they were talking about."

This was the chapter most end of the war that private schools declared "Debris" during the three months he was on the newsstands. An album that included prohibition and persecution of anyone who had. In my school

circular sent to parents not to buy it. They said it undermined the moral and Christian values. But most of them collected the same on the sly. At recess, we had to hide to share or play sheets. If we caught, we had to inspector and I did not see the album.

I would say there began another major problem: when the school was divided between those with and Debris those who do not. "



Debris was the only album that my mom, then buy it, I was forbidden to collect during my childhood. Even I had to lie saying that he had launched to make it quiet, and to compensate I bought the album SOS Green, one of laminitis suckers on trees and flowers freight that nobody remembers. And that, in a country with per capita consumption of envelopes world's highest (39 per child), was condemned to social purgatory.

However, for my part, I preferred to be clandestine. As my family have it banned, I made a strategic alliance with a classmate to hide at home. It was the only way. I was in the Edward College at the time, Christian values, and Debris was almost a sacrilege. To see the pictures, we had to walk into a courtyard away from everything. And there we stayed for the entire hour of collation.



The fact of having been declared illegal, became even more desirable to the album. It was not just to have an album, but to go en masse against the rules of parents and school. The excuse to have a good feeling rebellious.

Lifting the pure child of the Lord flies generated excessive so fanatical views. The most memorable of all appeared in an edition of the magazine Que Pasa pear year. Rodrigo Infante, then director of the school Apoquindo (opus dei), even said that Debris sought "to destroy the values \u200b\u200bof Western society and the family."



Today, Infante vaguely remember the theme "What I remember is that we met several of the principals of schools in the eastern area and agree that we should ban this album. I acted as official spokesman. Now when I reread the quote seems a bit exaggerated, but I always defend the value of the family. " Luckily

not seen Southpark XD.

Locked and censored, Debris stock exhausted after three months. At the time of collecting the prize, the few who completed the album could feel real heroes. In the end, I believe that despite all the problems, the album left many profits for its distributors. Even after they took giant posters of monsters. And, obviously, the children exchanged all.



Debris think it was the best of albums even created urban myths about children who had accidents or had committed suicide trying to imitate the sheets. To say a weon on the radio that said that this album was banned over 50 countries because he was possessed by the devil and had children that were placed diabolical and weas jajajaja.

Well, in my current perspective I think this kind of albums are much more creative than most of the albums that are the children now and I think they would do well to have one more now to open your mind ...



I still think that at the end: All times were better ... ... ... What about now? ... Albums on characters from the show business? ..... FOME filthy.